THIS IS GENERALLY HOW I FEEL WHEN I FIND OUT THAT JERSEY SHORE HAS BEEN RENEWED FOR A 6TH F*CKING SEASON AND JOSS WHEDON’S CREATIONS CAN’T MAKE IT PAST 2 SEASONS ANYMORE
DIE IN A FIRE, GUIDOS
Worldly Spirits, hosted by yours truly.
This is a show that the Travel Channel or TLC should develop specifically so I can: a) be a reality star, b) travel everywhere, and c) get paid to drink. The entire premise of the show is that I basically get sent all over the world and drink local alcohol. It’s a really tough job but somebody’s got to do it, and I think I could properly take one for the team. WATCH OUT!
i have a theory that the teletubbies are directly responsible for the demise of western society
just look at this, por ejemplo. what the f*ck are you doing? stomping the grass for no reason? do you have something against photorespiration?:
and THIS? guys. i’m not going to judge you for your creepy polygamy party, but that door behind you goes NOWHERE. way to instill a false sense of direction in children:
also, you’re wearing a f*cking tutu on your head. get your shit together, you are not lady gaga:
and THIS. i can’t even start with this. that vacuum cleaner has something on his mind and it’s certainly not tidying up messes, no sir:
Are any of you trying to sell a TV? Preferably 32” or more and LCD? I’ll pay you in high fives, or in:
Or money, I guess.