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Every episode of Catfish

  • Nev: HEY IT'S ME NEV
  • Nev: HERE I AM TALKING TO SOME SAD GUY/GIRL! ZOOM IN ON MY CHEST HAIR
  • Gray Haired Guy: hey nev can i --
  • Nev: HEY IT'S ME NEV AGAIN! LET'S GO TO A COFFEE SHOP AND DO SOME GOOGLING!!!! HEY I FOUND A FACEBOOK PAGE!!!!
  • Nev: IT'S ME NEV!!!! LET'S CALL THIS RANDOM GUY/GIRL WHO MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT KNOW THIS PERSON BECAUSE WE GOT THEIR NUMBER BY CHESTHAIR GYPSY MAGIC
  • Gray Haired Guy: hey nev i think --
  • Nev: HEY IT'S NEV!!!! I'M IN A FLYOVER TOWN!!!! I'M BUYING SOME LOCAL GOODS!!!!!
  • Gray Haired Guy: *holds digital camera, looks dejected*
  • Nev: HEY IT'S NEV!!!!!!!! I'M HERE WITH MY FRIEND MAX AT UR HOUSE!!!!!! OH LOOK YOU'RE FAKE!
THIS IS GENERALLY HOW I FEEL WHEN I FIND OUT THAT JERSEY SHORE HAS BEEN RENEWED FOR A 6TH F*CKING SEASON AND JOSS WHEDON’S CREATIONS CAN’T MAKE IT PAST 2 SEASONS ANYMORE
DIE IN A FIRE, GUIDOS

THIS IS GENERALLY HOW I FEEL WHEN I FIND OUT THAT JERSEY SHORE HAS BEEN RENEWED FOR A 6TH F*CKING SEASON AND JOSS WHEDON’S CREATIONS CAN’T MAKE IT PAST 2 SEASONS ANYMORE

DIE IN A FIRE, GUIDOS

Worldly Spirits, hosted by yours truly.

This is a show that the Travel Channel or TLC should develop specifically so I can: a) be a reality star, b) travel everywhere, and c) get paid to drink. The entire premise of the show is that I basically get sent all over the world and drink local alcohol. It’s a really tough job but somebody’s got to do it, and I think I could properly take one for the team. WATCH OUT!

i can’t watch a tv show without pausing it 500 million times to do other things dot com

i have a theory that the teletubbies are directly responsible for the demise of western society

just look at this, por ejemplo. what the f*ck are you doing? stomping the grass for no reason? do you have something against photorespiration?:

and THIS? guys. i’m not going to judge you for your creepy polygamy party, but that door behind you goes NOWHERE. way to instill a false sense of direction in children:

also, you’re wearing a f*cking tutu on your head. get your shit together, you are not lady gaga:

and THIS. i can’t even start with this. that vacuum cleaner has something on his mind and it’s certainly not tidying up messes, no sir:

ATTENTION RICHMOND!!!!!!

Are any of you trying to sell a TV? Preferably 32” or more and LCD? I’ll pay you in high fives, or in:

Or money, I guess.


nola / coffee / future lawyer or derelict.

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