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my parents’ fat cat thinks she can sit like a human.

my parents’ fat cat thinks she can sit like a human.

SLOTHS SWIM

(via overworked-wino)

I WANT ONE

I WANT ONE

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH, HEY.
NO, I’M NOT LOST. IT’S JUST THAT I REALIZED I’D HAVE TO WALK ABOUT 25,000 MILES TO GAIN ANY ACTUAL, NOTICEABLE BENEFITS FROM THESE SKECHER’S SHAPE-UPS I SPENT $58 ON, SO THAT’S WHAT I’M DOING. I’M NOT JUST PISSING AWAY $58.
I STARTED IN QUEBEC. BY THE TIME I GET TO ARGENTINA I SHOULD BEGIN SEEING SOME LEANNESS IN MY THIGHS AND FIRMNESS IN MY BUNS.

I’M LEGIT CRYING OF LAUGHTER

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH, HEY.

NO, I’M NOT LOST. IT’S JUST THAT I REALIZED I’D HAVE TO WALK ABOUT 25,000 MILES TO GAIN ANY ACTUAL, NOTICEABLE BENEFITS FROM THESE SKECHER’S SHAPE-UPS I SPENT $58 ON, SO THAT’S WHAT I’M DOING. I’M NOT JUST PISSING AWAY $58.

I STARTED IN QUEBEC. BY THE TIME I GET TO ARGENTINA I SHOULD BEGIN SEEING SOME LEANNESS IN MY THIGHS AND FIRMNESS IN MY BUNS.

I’M LEGIT CRYING OF LAUGHTER

look at that sleepy fuck


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